I was chatting with my buddy Brandon G during Priesthood, and he said to me "PPI sounded funny". He went on to say that a PPI sounds like a pirate proclaiming his need to take a wizz. "RRRRRRrrr, I be taking a PPI". A PPI is an acronym for personal priesthood interview.
Brandon's comment was funny and it made me think. If PPI sounds like a pirate speaking potty, then how could we switch things up to make it sound cooler? How about we put an "i" in front of the PP instead of the end of it and leave it lower case. This change would make it look like it was made by Apple, INC. Anything made by Apple is cool in today's society. Now lets put the change to the test," we are having iPP's after church." I like it; however, I anticipate there will be some backlash to this change because saying iPP sounds like I am saying," I pee pee...". The way to compensate for this potential problem is to make up a logo for iPP to look all graffiti like. That would make it more hip and cool creating the illusion that it is ok to say iPP. This is similar to it being ok to say ass in church if you are reading the scriptures. Once there is common concensus, it is ok.
I am a friggin genius. I could make millions selling this idea all over the church. Maybe I could sell it to Apple... Yeah!