Weird Secretary

At work we have the strangest secretary. She is strange because she turns the most normal word into some odd mixture of letters and sounds. For example- a co-worker was taking her daughter to the dentist and wrote it on the office calender which hangs on the wall for all to see. I thought it would be funny to change dentist appointment to lobotomy. The next day I overheard the secretary reading it on the calender. Instead of saying it right, she said (lo bo tommy). I just put my head down on my desk and laughed for a while along with the girl behind me. We were in the other room, so we weren't caught.